Saturday, May 2, 2009

Mid Life Crazy?

Just thought you might like to see a tiny sliver of what rolls around in my brain 24/7!

I need to blog but how will I explain the long break. I could make up an elaborate story...involving swine flu, little people and strange social disorder......or maybe a crazy month long vacation to a secluded spot where no internet was available.....or maybe I could tell them I was in rehab.....no one would believe that....or would they?? hahahaha or maybe just ignore the huge elephant in the room....what elephant?? I don't see anything!


Did I miss someone's birthday? I feel like I did...who the heck is it?


I wonder if my azaleas should be planted on the side of the house or in front? Oh what the poo....who cares, I most likely will kill them before anyone gets to see them!


The dogs have fleas again....crap! now we have to treat the yard. Why isn't that smelly stuff I put on their neck working? Do we have super fleas....killed them so many times they now have super mutant strength? It could happen!


Dang it! I HAVE GOT to balance the checkbook! Or I could just keep spending till the card is denied...no embarrassing moment ahead there?? naaah!

Oh pooodittle I don't have a stinkin clue what I am wearing to the banquet tomorrow night. Not that it matters...I am HUGE and might as well wear a tent! Hey, maybe I could bedazzle it? Ha! That would be some serious repurposing.......

The whole fam will be here next Saturday....I wonder if they will expect my house to be "spotless"? I mean, I just sit at home all day since I got layed off, right?.....

Speaking of next weekend....what AM I GONNA GIVE MY MOM?? I don't have a clue! I am sure an organized woman would already have this taken care of.

180 what??? Surely this freaking thing is broke!! Maybe if I hit it a few times and then try again??.....Hitting it sounds WAY to appealing at this very moment!

I thought I saw an old boyfriend today. I wanted to melt in to a puddle under the table!!! While I was hoping he wouldn't notice the "chubbed out" version of me I heard them call "order ready for Jim, order ready for Jim" I realized my old flames' name was NOT Jim!! Whew, that was close! Or maybe he saw me and said to his date....hey there's this girl over there and I really don't want to talk to sooo....just play along when they call me Jim, ok? Whoa, Paranoid much??

I wonder if Monica will sell me her treadmill?....I wonder if my fat a** will actually use "said" treadmill? Or will this one become a clothes hanger like the last one???

Oh MY Holy goodness... my brain won't freakin shut off! Is there a switch somewhere?? (actually I believe the magic switch does have a name....W-I-N-E)

Am I looosing it??? probably....Maybe this is my sick version of mid life crisis? More like MID LIFE CRAZY!

40 is coming....I don't want to talk about that! I SAID I DON'T want to talk about it! NO! I mean it!! ok.....fine.....8 months, 13 days and 2 hours until FREAKIN FORTY!! THERE! Now, can we not talk about it?? thank you

Did I download the pics from the camera? no....where the fudge did I put the download cord? Maybe if I would actually clean the house I would know where things were!

Speaking of house cleaning....I still need to do dishes.....why do I loath dishes soooo bad?

EWwww...Harley! did you just fart....ugggghhh!

Did the hubs just drive my car past empty so that I will have to put gas in it on my way out? THAT IS SOOOOO FREAKIN FRUSTRATING!


Did I leave a load of clothes in the washer? Oh, that's gonna smell nice and ripe by now!

OH MY GOD!

I AM EXHAUSTED!!

......is it any wonder??

Now that I have allowed you a peek into the psycho ramblings of my brain, what do you think? Normal? Freak of Nature?? Psycho? Mid Life Crazy?. Anyone who really knows me knows I am freaking nuts!!!

Goodnight all my sweet bloggie peeps.

12 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I'm going to go with normal, with just a side of crazy.

Glad you're blogging!

Janene said...

Hummmm! Sounds like me! So what exactly is the problem? I see no problem what so ever!
Crazy can be fun!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That would be a manic laugh!

bec4 said...

Normal--so normal. I have so many friends right now that are going through this same thinking process. I do believe that the shaky economy and all has a lot to do with a feeling of restlessness and discontentment. I am glad God can sort my random thinking out!

FlipFlop Mom said...

HA HA HA HA.. I LOVED THIS!!

Anonymous said...

All I have to say is Saturday morning was fun. You did not seem crazy...well not any more than usual!
I asked my mom to baby-sit yesterday and her response what basically the dame...just in a rut.
We all need something different I think. A change of scenery or something. Wanna go to Branson with us?
You are beautiful. I don't care if you were the size of Texas, you are always beautiful...you took a shower Saturday morning and put on make up.....I didn't!! Good thing you didn't have a camera!
You will get out of this slump. You just need some BEAU...we need to go stompin'! Harvest starts July 18th and goes until August 15th.
I forgot my password so I am leaving this anonymous...see if you blogged more this kind of thing wouldn't happen

The American Homemaker said...

I just popped in while blog-hopping and wanted to say hi :) Your mind sounds like mine... LOL

Linda said...

This just sounds like the wonderful Tracey that I love so much. No wonder we get along so well, my mind works much the say way, except I have you by 40 %&*$#%*& pounds! I have started walking and praying for strength. Hopefully I can get this weight off. Glad to see you blogging again. I check this regularly when I need a Tracey fix!!

bec said...

Just like me. :)

mishebe said...

I think u just ad a mental brain breakdown on your blog. lol. I can totally relate. Take a few deep breathes, maybe scream for a minute, and crawl into your nice comfy bed and take a nap. Wake up and go kick some ass in this world!!!! Now this advice is coming from a 40 year old that has been having a breakdown for 2 weeks.lol. I am a little overwe ight too, just waiting for my ex boyfriend to make his yearly visit to me when he is in town. I know he probably still regrets breaking my heart.. Ha, ha. Hey at least we are alive right? yes. Things will get better... mishelle

Sami... said...

oh tracey poo, i'm a bit late on this comment, but I love you just the same!
YOu're not crazy...i feel extra crispy crazy right now too, actually, i think instead of doing a lunch next time, we should do some resale therapy or a walk around the park...that would make us BOTH feel better...!! But, again, you're not crazy...I love you, you're awesome! XOXO

~ ~ Ahrisha ~ ~ said...

Sounds normal to me but I think you forgot. .What the heck am I going to make for dinner?
Hang in there it's got to get better~ ~Ahrisha~ ~

Kristina P. said...

I'm just checking in, making sure you're doing OK!